The central theme of this thread purports the wild world outside as a vacuous entity, filled with moronic ape like impostors whom do not possess basic social skills nor can they grasp simple concepts of manners or courtesy.

Stay tuned for weekly updates from all sides of the equation. Those of DJ, Bussy and Bartender, as they sift through this gigantic influx of weekly occurrences, to bring to you the very finest examples of customer's social retardation and developmental regression.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Friday Night Nonsense

(Girl walks up to the bar)

Girl in her 20’s: Excuse me, do you have any tissues?

Bartender: Yeah, actually I do.

(Reaches behind the bar to produce a bunch of fresh tissues)

Girl in her 20’s: Awww thanks so much.

Bartender: Yeah don’t worry about.

(She blows her nose)

Girl: Sorry, do you think it would possible to get some drinks aswell.

Bartender (shaking head): No, we only have tissues I’m afraid.

Girl: Really?

(Contemplative pause)

Bartender: Yep.
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