The central theme of this thread purports the wild world outside as a vacuous entity, filled with moronic ape like impostors whom do not possess basic social skills nor can they grasp simple concepts of manners or courtesy.

Stay tuned for weekly updates from all sides of the equation. Those of DJ, Bussy and Bartender, as they sift through this gigantic influx of weekly occurrences, to bring to you the very finest examples of customer's social retardation and developmental regression.

Monday, August 2, 2010

Saturday night banter feat. Meathead Bogan


Bartender: Just waters for now mate

Customer: Yeah sure thing mate.

(2 waters and 10 mins later)

Bartender: How you going there?

Customer: Ah all good champ ...Was just talking about keys.

Bartender: Excuse me?

Customer: Ya’ know, keys. Like musical keys. Cause I study music at uni and today... Do you know that Limp Bizkit song; ‘Behind Blue eyes?’ (Starts to sing)

Bartender: (cutting off) Yer I know it... but I think that was a cover hey.

Customer: Yeah it was originally done by ‘The Who’.

Bartender: Sure

Customer: Well, it’s supposed to be played in like D key, but today I was mucking around and ended up playing it in C key... that was pretty tricky.

Bartender: Yer sweet dude.

(awkward silence)

S.B.

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